[MUST READ] Funny But True Facts About A Typical Igbo Man

This post is not a deform to any ethnic group but to appreciate the diversity in our great country Nigeria and also enlighten those who may not know much about other tribes get a brief understanding of the Ibo culture.

The Ibo tribe is one of Nigeria’s largest and most porpulaly known language wide wide variations on its own part. Today we will learn about a typical Ibo man

WHO IS Igbo MAN?LISTEN CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU CALL THEM RITUALIST BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT.

1. The Igbo man is that man that will leave his Father’s land…. Come to your Father’s land and turn you into his tenant…. Peacefully ooooo

2. The Igbo man doesn’t like so much noise, if you’re not talking money…. You’re making noise… He believes in “Ego n’ebi okwu”

3. The Igbo man goes to the white man land… Obodo oyibo. He doesn’t know anybody there. Give him 6 months, he will start sending cars back home.

4. The Igbo man can wear slippers, use Nokia torch phones and may even be riding ladies machine but the figures that is in his bank account will be enough to write a full maths textbook.

5. The Igbo man gets rich. Go to the village, pick village boys, train them in business, settle them, the boys become rich, goes to the village do the same thing….. It’s It’s not magic..

6. The Igbo man, where you see nothing, he sees market. You’re looking at an evil forest, he’s seeing an estate, you’re looking at a village girl, he’s seeing a sales girl. You’re looking at shit, he’s seeing manure.

7. The Igbo man is not a ritualist. He’s the man that kept going when others turned back. He’s the man that enters a country where they say nobody survives. He’s not risk taker, he’s Risk itself!!

8. The Igbo man loves ‘Njakili‘ (healthy jests) no matter how rich you’re, if your mouth is not sharp, you will always be a subject of Laughter among your peers especially in “ime affia” or Umunna meeting”

9. The Igbo man believes in Training his children properly with good morals no matter how wealthy he is…. He will still nurture you to stand up for yourself because he understands he won’t be here forever.

10. The Igbo man is not lazy…. He toils day and night in order for his children not to go through what he went through…

11. The Igbo man wakes up with money in his mind…. That’s why they don’t greet “Good morning”…. They greet “Money nwannem

12. The Igbo man Prefers a Customer to a girlfriend….. He can walk away from any girlfriend because a particular customer came to the shop…

13. The Igbo man knows how to do “Uto Nwanne” They love and appreciate themselves in diaspora…. That’s why an Igbo can stand and spray a friend 2million naira…. Because they believe that “ihe imere nwanne gi but nga jidere m”

14. The Igbo man speaks Oral igbo….. If igbo man sings praises to you as his wife in dialect, you will melt and melt again

15. The Igbo man believes in “Iru uno” (going back home) …. No matter how busy an Igbo man is, he must take his family back home at times.

16. The Igbo man believes in “bili kam bili”… Live and let me live… He obeys the rules of your land. Just allow him do his business, make his money and go… He can even marry your daughter just to have his way..

17. The Igbo man, when he enters an occasion, he doesn’t need your food or drinks to be happy… He only needs the MC to recognize him and hail him by his titles, ife ebido mebe!

18. Finally Any country you enter and you don’t see The Igbo man….. Just know that you’re no longer on earth, you are at underworld.

19. The Igbo apprenticeship system have produced more millionaires than the entire university system in Nigeria

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